Terms
The rules of pitching here, and of buying a spot at the top.
Who you are dealing with
Alvseike
Norway
Org.nr. 921 279 485 MVA
kenneth@alvseike.no
Pitching
Pitch something you made or have the right to represent. It has to be a real product at a working address. Every submission is screened, and one that passes gets a permanent page with a followed link to your site.
A published pitch is locked. Editing it would let text pass review and then be swapped for something else, so changing anything means withdrawing it and pitching again, which goes through review from the start.
There is a limit of three pitches per account, one a week. The link you give has to be one nobody has already pitched.
What I can do
I can decline a submission, take a published pitch down, or remove an account, without giving a reason and at any time — though I will tell you when I do, and you can reply and argue. Nothing here promises you traffic, a ranking, or any result at all. There is no ranking to be had: the wall reshuffles daily and the order means nothing.
Sponsored spots
Three spots sit above the wall. They are sold by auction: bids are public, the highest bids at the close win a spot each, and ties go to whoever bid first. Winning is not the same as having one — payment is due within the window shown on the round, and a spot not paid for goes to the next bid down, which gets a window of its own. Nothing is charged unless you win.
A won spot runs for the round's term, which starts when the round closes and is the same for every winner in it. Prices are in US dollars. Any VAT due is shown on the invoice.
Sponsorship buys placement on the wall and nothing else. The followed link on a pitch page is earned by passing review, never bought, and a sponsored pitch is labelled as such to readers.
Your content
What you pitch stays yours. By submitting it you allow this site to publish it, show it on the wall, and include it in the feed and the sitemap. Withdraw it and it comes off the wall.
The boring part
The site is provided as it is, without warranty. It can be unavailable, change, or stop. Nothing here excludes liability that cannot lawfully be excluded. Norwegian law applies.
Last updated 29 August 2026.